IT IS SCARY AS SHIT YES IT IS. According to my doctor I have "hypnogogic sleep paralysis disorder," which hits for months at a time and then will disappear for awhile before coming back with a vengeance.

So someone should write this! Especially since whenever it happens to me I really really want to be woken up, but can't move, and my roommates have told me that I make these strangled little whimpering sounds -- which would go STRAIGHT to Dean's heart if it were Sam. Don't you think?