Crickets and Kobolds -- PG-13 -- Sam/Dean

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Title: Crickets and Kobolds
Author: de_nugis
Rating, pairing: PG-13, Sam/Dean
Wordcount: c2330
Warnings, Spoilers: none, vague through s6
Disclaimer: don't own, don't profit
Summary: negotiating with kobolds
A/N: for a "stuck in a cave" prompt from the lightning schmoop challenge at silverbullets.

“Take me to your leader,” says Dean, because he’s always wanted to say that.