Sideburns of Doom [PG] Sam, Dean

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Title: Sideburns of Doom
Author: pixymisa
Genre: Crack / Gen
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Dean, Sam
Warnings: Some language, silliness, reference to tentacle porn
Spoilers: If you've seen Sam's hair any time after S5, you're good.
Word count: 676
A/N: Originally written for Last Author Standing, Challenge #3: Crack.
Summary: Sam's facial hair is getting too long.

Dean was the first to tell him...