ohsam | OhSam Triple Play 2015!

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The comm hosted this little event a couple of years ago, and as November 2 is an auspicious day for our darling Sam, today would be the perfect time to revisit this challenge. Welcome to the Triple Play 2015!

BOOST THE SIGNAL

And here's how we play!

Step One (mandatory): Write a three-part prompt.
1.) Pick a setting
2.) Pick an additional character or characters (Sam is assumed, naturally.)
3.) Pick an H/C scenario, with Sam as the focus. Other characters can share the misery, but Sam should get the brunt of it. That's how we roll. :D

You can make as many prompts as your little heart desires, one set per comment, but it would probably work best if kept simple. For instance: 1.) the Impala 2.) Dean 3.) a hangover, or 1.) autumn 2.) Rowena 3.) a curse.

Step Two (optional): Participants can choose to make visual art: create a drawing, painting, photomanip, or video based around an offered prompt set. All three points must be addressed. The art can be doodled or extravagantly detailed, artist’s choice. And, of course, Sam should be the primary focus of the h/c. Please reply with your art under the prompt you choose, and either put the art beneath a cut or supply a link to it, with appropriate header and warnings! (See "Posting Guidelines" in the left sidebar.) As subject lines are no more, please begin your fills with the word FILLED and a TITLE in BOLD.

Step Three (optional): Participants could also choose to write a ficlet, again with Sam as the primary victim of our dastardly h/c scenarios. (No minimum or maximum word count is required; just go where the muse takes you, as long or short as you'd like.) Again, please reply with your fic under the chosen prompt set, using the appropriate header and warnings. (See "Posting Guidelines" in the left sidebar.) As subject lines are no more, please begin your fills with the word FILLED and a TITLE in BOLD.

If more than one author or artist wants to work with the same prompt, have at it! The ideal goal is to make a Triple Play, where a prompt set gets both art and fic – the art potentially inspiring the fic or the fic inspiring the art. But no matter how it's sliced, we get lots of delicious Sammy h/c! Have all the fun … at Sam’s expense. ;)

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MASTERLIST

Sick City by

fireheart13
1.) Las Vegas
2.) Dean
3.) Gall stones

Better Than Trick or Treat by

septembers_coda
1. town of 200 people
2. john
3. parasite

What's in a Job by

cherry916
1. the bunker
2. a service dog
3. PTSD

Hour of Darkness by

amypond45
1. Squatting in an abandoned building.
2. Mary.
3. Fever dream.

Twist in the Wind by

thursdaysisters
1.) the bottom of a ravine
2.) the ghost of Sarah Blake
3.) broken bones

Untitled by

caranfindel
1. The bunker (maybe a newly discovered part?)
2. Dean
3. Impaled

It's Gotta Be a Hex by

tarotgal
1. Crappy motel room
2. Dean and John
3. Strep throat

We Shall Gather at the River by

crowroad3
1. Monument Valley
2. Dean
3. Staked out in the burning sun

Break No Bones by

milly_gal
a) Bobby's panic room
b) Bobby and/or Dean
c) broken leg

What You Don't Know (Can Kill You) by

center_galaxy
1. A foggy deserted road.
2. Jess
3. Car accident.

Bleed by

hugglewolf
1) The Bunker
2) Cas
3) Sam wakes up wounded and weak from blood loss on the floor of the Bunker—with no memory of how he got there, how he got hurt, or where Dean is.

Tornado Warning by

ameliacareful
1.) Setting: somewhere flat and Midwestern
2.) Other character: Dean
3.) H/C scenario: tornado related injuries

(Art) Untitled by

cassiopeia7
1. pacific northwest
2. dean
3. drowning

West of Omaha by

laughablelament
1) the lonesome highway
2) Dean & whoever's in the trunk
3) feverish magic-induced flashbacks

It's Gotta Be The Pie by

tarotgal
1.) the bunker in the middle of the night
2.) Dean
3.) stomach flu

Stone Number One by

caranfindel
1. Bobby's
2. Hallucifer
3. Psychotic episode that doesn't seem to want to end

(Art) Vatican Prison by

amberdreams
1) Vatican jail cell
2) Dean
3) stigmata

It's Gotta Be At Least 200 Stairs by

tarotgal
1. fire escape
2. Dean
3. permanent limp

Remember by

soserendipity
1. A cornfield at night.
2. Dean.
3. Bleeding out.

Surf's Up by

firesign10
1) The beach
2) Jess
3) Kelpie attack

Can We Call It Bob? by

soserendipity
1. Hanging off the ledge of a bridge/tall building
2. Dean
3. Dislocation

Cor Unum by

crowroad3
1) the bunker
2) Dean
3) heart condition

The Forest at Night by

thursdaysisters
1) Car accident
2) John
3) Head Injury

I Can Move Forward Looking Back by

hugglewolf
1) A hunt
2) A hunter (one we've met, or a new one)
3) PTSD

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream by

center_galaxy
1.) Stanford
2.) Brady
3.) Chronic insomnia

The Definition of Insanity by

center_galaxy
1. The Impala
2. Dean
3. Gunshot wound to the gut

In the Woodsman's Cottage by

thursdaysisters
1.) Setting: a forest
2.) Other character: Bobby
3.) H/C scenario: bear trap

Shaken by

cowboyguy
1. A laundromat
2. Dean
3. Trying to heal from a bad fight while trying to wash blood out of their clothes

It's Gotta Be a Plane This Time? by

tarotgal
1) Airport security gate
2) Dean
3) bullet wound

Trapped by

cowboyguy
1. tunnels
2. Dean
3. mutism/voice loss

Cold as Ice by

indiachick
1.) Byberry Mental Hospital
2.) Dean
3.) botched lobotomy

The Source of All Sorrows by

center_galaxy
1.) Hospital
2.) Charlie
3.) coma

Draconids by

crowroad3
1.) High school
2.) EMTs
3.) Fever

Like a Rock by

caranfindel
1.) middle of nowhere
2.) Baby
3.) dislocated shoulder

Dead River by

crowroad3
1. Impala
2. The ghost of a loved one
3. Poisoned

Broken Memories by

cherry916
1) motel room
2) Jody Mills
3) head injury/concussion

Hidden by

hugglewolf
1. backwoods
2. castiel
3. buckshot

Empty Hearts by

center_galaxy
1.) Hospital
2.) Charlie
3.) Panic attack

Unsettled by

cowboyguy
1.) the bunker in the middle of the night
2.) Dean
3.) stomach flu

Splintered by

themegalosaurus
1. THE BUNKER
2. DEMON!DEAN
3. HAMMER

Fingerprint by anonymous
1. Impala
2. Dean
3. touch starvation

It's Gotta Be Four in the Morning by

tarotgal
1. Roadhouse
2. Ellen
3. Respiratory illness

Bitter and Sick by

indiachick
1. Setting is author's choice
2. Dean
3. Forced/tricked into ingesting demon blood

words like glass by anonymous
1.) Camp Chitaqua, post-apocalypse
2.) Dean, Stoner Cas
3.) disfigurement, mutism

Feathers and Claws by

themegalosaurus
1) Decrepit old building
2) A priest
3) Demonic possession

Maleficus by

crowroad3
1. Field at night
2. Witch doctors
3. Blood-letting

Sup by

hugglewolf
1) A grassy field at night
2) Castiel
3) Poison

It's Gotta Be a Damn Ghost by

tarotgal
1. A busy bar in Stanford
2. Jess/Brady/Becky/Zach/Luis (any or all!)
3. Beaten up (bruises, bloody nose, scrapes, or maybe even a broken bottle to the head/body!)

Somewhere, Beyond the Sea by

center_galaxy
1) Somewhere watery
2) Dean
3) Amnesia

Dis(connected) by

center_galaxy
1) On the end of a phone
2) Bobby or Castiel
3) Blood loss, in and out of consciousness

It's Gotta Be a Day and a Half Now by

tarotgal
1.) Singer Salvage scrap yard
2.) Bobby
3.) exhaustion

Placebo by anonymous
1) the woods
2) Dean
3) bitten by a snake

Hiss by

cowboyguy
1) the woods
2) Dean
3) bitten by a snake

Across the clouds I see my shadow fly by

caranfindel
1) Coffee shop or Diner
2) Employee of said establishment
3) Gun shot wound

Check It Out by

themegalosaurus
1. MOL Bunker
2. Dean (and/or Charlie, Cas, or Kevin)
3. A curse involving plaid shirts or plaid in general (you're screwed, Sammy! Will they figure it out?)

The End of the World (and Back Again) by

harrigan
1. A boathouse
2. Dean
3. Permanent physical disability (knee/hip/leg etc)

If Only by

foolscapper
1. Hell, the cage
2. Castiel
3. hallucinations

Bitten (art) by

foolscapper
1.) zombie infested suburbia
2.) Dean, Bobby
3.) bitten

Play It Again, Sam by

caranfindel
1) A hospital
2) Dr Cara Roberts
3) Axe wound(s) to the upper body

The Mustard Seed by

kettle_o_fish
1. Out on a case
2. Dean
3. Sam develops minor healing powers (not angel-level resurrection or demon killing, more like curing lesser illnesses, fixing broken bones, moderate wounds, etc). However, each time he helps someone, there's a drain on his own health/strength. Dean wonders if it's worth the toll it takes on Sam.

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From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

“It’s not funny, Dean,” and Sam looks up at him. “I didn’t…”

“I know, I know,” Dean says. “Your hair. Very precious to you. Jesus, Sammy, though, you look ridiculous.”

Sam breathes a sigh through his nose, pauses for a long moment and eventually says, with obvious reluctance, “It’s not just my hair.”

Dean looks down at the toilet (which, you guessed it, is plaid), back up at Sam squirming in the middle of the bathroom, and feels laughter start to bubble uncontrollable in the pit of his stomach. “Don’t tell me –” he begins and Sam interrupts, high-pitched.

“Dean, I needed to pee!”

It’s too much. Even… it’s just too much, and Dean gives into it, lets the guffaw that’s been building since he clocked Sam’s new hairstyle burst out big against the echoey tiles. He can’t help it, can’t stop it now he’s started, and he’s doubled over and wheezing hard with his hand on the tub for a good five minutes before he finally breathes and slows. When he finally looks up, Sam’s still standing exactly where he was before, bright scarlet in the face and with such genuine misery in his expression that Dean starts to feel guilty. A little bit guilty. You know.

“I’m sorry, Sam,” he says, wiping away tears. “I’m sorry. OK.”

Sam’s hands are clenched tight into careful fists. He’s rigid, evidently frightened to move. Dean can hardly blame him.

“OK,” he says. “Sammy. We can deal with this.”

“I think it’s the blanket,” Sam says. “I was cold, my bedroom is pretty cold, and I remembered that I’d seen something in one of the store rooms. It was just in a regular chest, and it had this nice plaid pattern on it, and it looked good and thick and woolly, and actually, yeah it was actually really warm.” He looks at Dean. “I slept really well.”

“OK,” says Dean. “Great.”

“Yeah,” says Sam, “except all my dreams were kind of… plaid.”

Dean doesn’t want to laugh again, not right away, so he bites down hard on the inside of his cheek and makes a muffled, encouraging noise.

“Anyway,” Sam says, “that was one thing. But then when I woke up, and I turned on the light… yeah. Plaid. And pillow. Anyplace I put my hands.”

“Just your hands?” says Dean. He looks down at the floor. Sam’s bare feet are touching the tiles and the tiles are still dark green. OK.

“I just,” Sam said. “I shouted and you didn’t hear me. And then I tried to text you, but my phone went plaid and I couldn’t see the screen. So I waited but…”and he shifts from foot to foot, awkward.

“You had to pee,” Dean supplies.

“Yes,” says Sam, as small and muted as Dean’s ever heard him. “So.”

“So now you have a very... personal... plaid... problem,” says Dean, and just the saying of it sets him off again, a snort that turns into a laugh so violent that he thinks he might break a rib. Fucking Christ. Sam’s plaid penis. This might be the greatest day of his life.

This next time, when he stops and looks up, Sam doesn’t look so much embarrassed as furious. “OK, Dean, I get it, it’s ridiculous,” he says. “Thanks a lot.”

“Can… can I see it?” says Dean.

“No fucking way,” says Sam. “This is bad enough without –”

“Oh come on,” says Dean, and he reaches up towards the elastic of Sam’s pyjama waist. Lightning fast, with the well-trained instinct of a younger brother, Sam reaches down, fingers clamped iron around Dean’s wrist. Blue and green lines spread out in parallel across Dean’s skin.

“Oh,” says Sam. He looks up at Dean. “Oops.” Suddenly, something catches in his eyes. He lunges for the fly of Dean’s jeans.

Edited Date: 2015-11-16 09:05 am (UTC)

From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

~~~

Forty minutes later, Dean is standing in the woods at the back of the Bunker, watching as that first plaid blanket vanishes in flames. As the last shreds of it curl and disappear, he looks over at his brother and breathes a sigh of gratitude. Sam’s hair is turning back to brown, the colours fading out of his clothes to reveal the familiar black and grey sleepwear that’s been hiding beneath.

Okay. Just... with a rapid glance in Sam's direction, Dean tugs at his waistband and shifts his gaze down into his pants. Oh thank God. The relief is enough to make him almost queasy.

When he stops inspecting himself, Sam is grinning at him through the smoke. “Alright. Back to normal," he says.

“Thank Christ for that,” says Dean.

“I should have realised what would concentrate your mind,” says Sam.

Dean suppresses a shudder. “I don't know why you think that's funny, Sam,” he says.

Edited Date: 2015-11-16 09:10 am (UTC)

From:

caranfindel.livejournal.com

YOU DID IT. Oh my god, this is awesome. I burst out laughing when Dean got to the plaid bathroom.

From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

NEVER SAY I DON'T INDULGE YOU (i love plaid/sam stories. i still really want somebody to write a crack smut fic with plaid!kink)

From:

madame-naan.livejournal.com

Haha this is amazing! I love the title, too!

From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

Thanks! i can never resist a terrible pun...

From:

madebyme-x.livejournal.com

This is absolutely hilarious! It's an awesome prompt , and you just went with it, and created so many funny moments, with Dean and buzzfeed and then the perfect pacing that lead to Sam and his plaid room, and then the er, plaid private parts - so so funny.

This tickled me from start to finish, very unique and so very entertaining. Plus you get extra points for the title! Thank you so much for filling this prompt :)

From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

thanks!! i love crack but i never know how much of it people will tolerate. this prompt was irresistible (and the private plaid problem? as soon as i thought about 'everything you touch turns to plaid', it just sprang to mind... idk what that says about me!!)

From:

hugglewolf.livejournal.com

I was at work when I read this, in the canteen, trying not to PMSL because how on earth I was going to explain SPN awesome hilarious fan fiction about a guy with a plaid penis to my colleagues?

It really is their loss. :)

From:

themegalosaurus.livejournal.com

hahahaha I have had that same experience with other inappropriate SPN crack content, so trust me, I feel your pain! but I'm very glad that it made you laugh!